PES United Wiki

Pro Evolution Soccer United is a professional football club in PES City, UK, that competes in League D Division 1, the top tier of England, UK. They are famously the first professional football club to stream all of their matches and behind the scenes content via the well know streaming platform, Twitch. The stream itself is broadcast live every week on club manager Bilal Zafar's channel (zafarcakes).The club often broadcast on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, although this is subject to change and is dependent on the matches scheduled by the league. The club are known worldwide for their performances on the pitch as well as crazy events that occur away from the pitch, resulting in comparisons with fictional football club Harchester United.

History
Main articles: The PES 5 Era

Kit Suppliers and Shirt Sponsors
Originally playing without a sponsor, the clubs meteoric rise through the football pyramid increased the clubs commercial prowess. Following Zafar's continuous public consumption of HOT PEPPSY, the PEPPSY labs approached the club securing a shirt and stadium sponsor deal. This resulted in the club's stadium being renamed (can't remember the name), as well as becoming the clubs first shirt sponsor.

The club secured their second sponsor following a second spell of public consumption from their manager. To help manage his mouth ulcers, Bilal Zafar started using Bonjella. Unfortunately his reliance on the 'blue tube' became excessive use. As the world's primary user, Bonjella struck a deal with the club to become their second front of shirt sponsor.

To improve club relations, Zafar appeared on the How to Kill an Hour podcast. During the episode, he controversially shared personal information about the club's players, hinting that Riise may not be human, amongst other things. In exchange for this exclusive content, the How to Kill an Hour podcast provided the club with state of the art streaming facilities, gifting the club a gaming lappy. In Season 9, the How to Kill an Hour podcaster labs extended their sponsorship deal, replacing Bonjella as a front of shirt sponsor.

Stadium
Main article: The New PEPPSY Stadion Arena

PEPPSY Arena Stadion 2020 PEPPSY also known as 'The PEPPSY', was build prior to Season 1 and served as the home stadium of PES United for 7 seasons. 'The PEPPSY' acquired its name following a sponsorship deal with soft drink giants, PEPPSY. As well as having official names, the stadium is also unofficially known as 'The Cauldron' due to the heat opposition feel when playing against the PES labs and the most common method of producing hot PEPPSY is by boiling it in a cauldron.

'The PEPPSY' was designed by EU architects; Henri Pottier, Philippe Godin, Jacques Rechsteiner, Rainier Boisson and Joseph Iori who also played a role in designing the stadium of South East France team, Azur. This often leads to confusion when new fans watch home matches, given the similarities between the two stadium designs.

It is unknown what the capacity of 'The PEPPSY' was because throughout their 7 year stay, PES United never sold all of their tickets, meaning that any capacity figures are purely speculative.

Upon being relegated to League D Division 2, the club moved out of their home of 7 years and into The New PEPPSY Stadion Arena.

Support
Main Article: Fan Chants; Ultra Groups

Club Officials
Owner: Madam Josephine

Club President: B. Mario

Chief Executive: David

Director of Operations Director: Danny

Club Accountant: Nic

Club Lawyer: Kenneth

Club Social Media Manager: Rhodri

Head of US Operations: Matthew

Manager: Bilal Zafar

Assistant Managers: Twitch Chat

Spiritual Healer: Gillian Moon Branch Wolf The Stars

Club Psychologist: Shella

Chief Scout: Robert Gundarrson

Other Characters
Head Referee: Jam McGurgle

PES United Super Fan: Barry

PES Fan TV Founder: Nick H

Head PES Ultra: Rusk

Football Super Agent: JP

GQ Magazine Journalist: Bruce Talbot

Coach driver: Weeg

League

 * League D Division 2
 * Winners (2): Season 3, Season 8

Cups

 * D1 Cups
 * Winners (2): Season 4, Season 6

Club Merchandise
The clubs official merchandise is sold exclusively through Podcast Merch. The clubs sells replica kits as well as casual wear.

Storylines
 Further Information: List of PES United Story Lines 

The Language of the PES Universe
 Further Information: List of Words and Phrases Synonymous with PES