Dodo

Born in Italy, Dodo has been an ever present throughout the history of PES United. The combative defensive midfielder often known for his aggressive nature is also renowned for being a master of Pythagorean theorems.

Despite initially not seeing eye to eye and the manager, a robust half-time discussion between the two led to mutual respect as hard men of football.

Following a downturn in Valeny's performances, Dodo became club captain, leading the club from the brink of extinction to win League D Division 2.

Whilst studying at school in Sicily, Dodo studied English. Dodo's English teacher was originally from Sydney, Australia. This resulted in Dodo developing a strong Australian accent when speaking English. This has resulted in many people who meet Dodo incorrectly assuming he is from Australia.

It is rumoured that in his local village there is a yearly arse-breaking festival and this is where Dodo honed his robust no nonsense playing style.