Bilal Zafar

Not to be confused with: Evil ZafarIt is believed that Zafar was born in London, Capital of UK - although there is no evidence to confirm this. His hard hitting, snowflake hating persona increased the likelihood that he was born in London, Capital of UK. Not much is known about Zafar's personal life, although he did reveal on a radio show presented by Andy Iniesta that he lives in one of the big houses in Chigwell.

Hobbies
In his spare time, Zafar enjoys committing war crimes. During his time away from gaffering PES United, he has spent time travelling the world - visiting the Himalayas and an unnamed Pacific Island. Whilst there, it is rumored that many war crimes occurred. As well as enjoying the odd war crime in far off places, Zafar likes to spend his time walking the streets of cities around the World, with his Walkman on listening to his favourite hip-hop tracks.

During the summer of 2020, a left wing uprising took place in Bristol, toppling the statue of a great Briton. Following this demonstration by lefties in erasing are countries amazing past, Zafar pledged to defend are statues up and down the land.

Controversies
In a move to improve relations with the fans, Zafar held a meeting with PES United's head ultra. Believed to be off the record at the time, the mainstream media were made aware of the meeting and ran it as their front page story with the headline, "Zaf the gaff must be havin' a laff".